1. dukeofrandomcat:

    Siento que ando a mil millas por horas estacionado en un cubo de cemento, cuatro paredes y un techo, toco y toco pero nadie contesta. Quiero hacer el sonido de mi alma, gritar y babosear y que se me salgan los mocos. No sé si puedo ser la persona que todos quieren que sea, no creo que tengo la…

     
  2. tyleroakley:

    xbox420:

    foretune:

    "but Nash Grier is a great guy!"

    WHAT THE FUCK

    people unironically like this guy

    wow.

    Fucking idiot

    (Source: poeticvibesandafros.com, via chipotleefron)

     
     
  3. taumazo:

    BANKSY, TROLLEYS (2006)

    BANKSY - The Unauthorised Retrospective @ Sotheby’s
    Curated by Steve Lazarides
    11 June 2014 - 25 July 2014 | London

    (via high-ill-usion)

     
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  5. I’m thinking of naming my breasts “hot” and “heavy”

     
  6. lady-l30pard:

    therothwoman:

    lizawithazed:

    ten0uttaten:

    toocooltobehipster:

    Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

    THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

    WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT

    They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.

    Hahahaha fuck that

    (via chipotleefron)

     
     
  7. blasianxbri:

    leanslimfit:

    sophisticatedsarcasm:

    this is important

    "No" is a complete sentence. You don’t have to justify why. "No" is enough.

    YES.

    (Source: , via afterthefuckingstorm)

     
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  10. "The two most important days in your life are the the day you are born, and the day you find out why."
    — ~Mark Twain  (via psych-facts)

    (via camerafilm05)

     
  11. frails:

    kwills88:

    I have like the weirdest boner right now.

    This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video

    HOLY SHIT IS THAT HALEY JOEL OSMENT

    (via afterthefuckingstorm)

     
     
  12. marxisforbros:

    "There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
    "Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

    (Source: x-menunited, via afterthefuckingstorm)

     
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  14. erik lehnsherr + shark (⊙ω⊙)

    (via afterthefuckingstorm)

     

  15. hipster-trichster:

    marina-peixes:

    svvords:

    Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

    she wears short shorts I wear long longs

    she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

    (Source: wasiangod, via afterthefuckingstorm)